Harry Potter vs. Voldemort Rap : Original Short

Harry Potter Sequels

50 Harry Potter movies that will never happen. One Flew Over the Potters Nest The Silence of the Potters Mr. Potter Goes to Washington Sleepless in Azkaban Raiders of the Lost Potter Saving Private Riddle Invasion of the Muggle Snatchers The Day Hogwarts Stood Still Bend it like Potter: The Quidditch Cup When Harry Met Sally … oh wait When Harry Met Ginny There’s Something About Harry Driving Mrs. Pettigrew Kung Fu Potter Harry Potter and the artist formerly know as Prince Harry Potter and the Gonorrhea of Fire Harry Potter and the Deathly Herpes Harry Potter and The Grapes of Wrath Harry Potter: Fellowship of the Staff Harry Potter XXVI: They Finally Graduate Harry Potter and the Revenge of the Slytherin Harry Potter vs Predator Harry...

In Praise of Ale

Great poem to read when your drinking some brews. The poet John Still was a bishop of Bath and Wells, fellow of Christ’s College and a master of St. John’s. He lived from 1540 to 1608 in England. IN PRAISE OF ALE I cannot eat but little meat, My stomach is not good; But sure I think that I can drink With him that wears a hood. Though I go bare, take ye no care, I nothing am a-cold; I stuff my skin so full within Of jolly good ale and old. Back and side go bare, go bare; Both foot and hand go cold; But, belly, God send thee good ale enough, Whether it be new or old. I love no roast but a nut-brow toast, And a crab laid in the fire; A little bread shall do me stead; Much bread I not desire. No frost nor snow, no wind, I trow, Can hurt me if...

WHY GOD MADE MOMS

WHY GOD MADE MOMS – Answers given by 2nd grade school children to the following questions:
Why did God make mothers?
1. She’s the only one who knows where the scotch tape is. 
2. Mostly to clean the house.
3. To help us out of there when we were getting born.
How did God make mothers?
1. He used dirt, just like for the rest of us.
2. Magic plus super powers and a lot of stirring.
3. God made my mom just the same like he made me. He just used bigger parts.
What ingredients are mothers made of?
1. God makes mothers out of clouds and angel hair and everything nice in the world and one dab of mean.
2. They had to get their start from men’s bones. Then they mostly use string, I think.
Why did God give you your mother and...

Austin #1 Best Place for Jobs

Of the 10 large cities with the best employment prospects, Austin is the leader. Job growth between 2004 and 2008 was a whopping 14.8% via In Depth: Best Big Cities For Jobs – Forbes.com. Austin is awesome. I’m excited about starting the new job here.

Starburst Background

I made some starburst backgrounds, what do you think?

Google: We’d love to supply ads for Twitter | Digital Media – CNET News

Twitter is booming, and Google would be “very happy to pursue” an advertising partnership with the microblogging service, Google Chief Executive Eric Schmidt said Thursday. via Google: We’d love to supply ads for Twitter | Digital Media – CNET News. Yea I bet they would. They just have to figure out a good way to do it.  Pownce had ads in between posts, what are tweets on twitter. It will be interesting if they choose something similar or just opt for strategically placed banner ads.