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50 Harry Potter movies that will never happen.

1. One Flew Over the Potters Nest
2. The Silence of the Potters
3. Mr. Potter Goes to Washington
4. Sleepless in Azkaban
5. Raiders of the Lost Potter
6. Saving Private Riddle
7. Invasion of the Muggle Snatchers
8. The Day Hogwarts Stood Still
9. Bend it like Potter: The Quidditch Cup
10. When Harry Met Sally … oh wait
11. When Harry Met Ginny
12. There’s Something About Harry
13. Driving Mrs. Pettigrew
14. Kung Fu Potter
15. Harry Potter and the artist formerly know as Prince
16. Harry Potter and the Gonorrhea of Fire
17. Harry Potter and the Deathly Herpes
18. Harry Potter and The Grapes of Wrath
19. Harry Potter: Fellowship of the Staff
20. Harry Potter XXVI: They Finally Graduate
21. Harry Potter and the Revenge of the Slytherin
22. Harry Potter vs Predator
23. Harry Potter and the Brokeback Goblet
24. Harry Potter and the Chamber Pot of Azerbaijan
25. Harry Potter and the Pre-Teen Nerds Acting Bad
26. Harry Potter and the Revenge of Montezuma
27. Harry Potter and the Sorcerer from NAMBLA
28. Harry Potter and the Painful Rectal Itch
29. Harry Potter and the Decline of Literacy
30. Harry Potter and the Sorceress’s Sore
31. Harriet Potter after the Life-Altering Surgery
32. Harry Potter and the Curse of the Lisp
33. Harry Potter and the Inflatable Sheep
34. Harry Potter and Spinning Grave of Tolkien
35. Harry Potter and the Stoned Philosopher
36. Harry Potter and the Carnivorous Pony
37. Harry Potter and the Over-Hyped Children’s Author and Clever Marketing Campaign
38. Harry Potter, the College Years
39. Harry Potter and the Urinal of Wisdom
40. Harry Potter and the Joyride of Power
41. Harry Potter meets Harry and the Potters
42. Harry Potter, Attack of The Phantom Menstral Cramps
43. Harry Potter and the 3 Match Quiddich Ban After Failure to Submit a Urine Sample
44. Harriet Potter After the Life-Altering Surgery
45. Harry Potter Meets Mary Poppins
46. Harry Potter Gets a Job the 9 to 5 edition
47. Harry Potter and House-Elf Chainsaw Massacre
48. Harry Potter and Secrets of the Bed Chamber
49. Harry Potter: The True Hollywood Story
50. Harry Potter and the Highly Unnecessary Yet Mildly Amusing Rejected Title

Bonus:
Robot Chicken Harry Potter

WHY GOD MADE MOMS – Answers given by 2nd grade school children to the following questions:
Why did God make mothers?
1. She’s the only one who knows where the scotch tape is. 
2. Mostly to clean the house.
3. To help us out of there when we were getting born.
How did God make mothers?
1. He used dirt, just like for the rest of us.
2. Magic plus super powers and a lot of stirring.
3. God made my mom just the same like he made me. He just used bigger parts.
What ingredients are mothers made of?
1. God makes mothers out of clouds and angel hair and everything nice in the world and one dab of mean.
2. They had to get their start from men’s bones. Then they mostly use string, I think.
Why did God give you your mother and not some other mom?
1. We’re related.
2. God knew she likes me a lot more than other people’s mom like me.
What kind of a little girl was your mom?
1. My mom has always been my mom and none of that other stuff.
2. I don’t know because I wasn’t there, but my guess would be pretty bossy.
3. They say she used to be nice. 
What did mom need to know about dad before she married him?
1. His last name.
2. She had to know his background. Like is he a crook? Does he get drunk on beer? 
3. Does he make at least $800 a year? Did he say NO to drugs and YES to chores?
Why did your mom marry your dad?
1. My dad makes the best spaghetti in the world. And my mom eats a lot.
2. She got too old to do anything else with him.
3. My grandma says that mom didn’t have her thinking cap on.
Who’s the boss at your house?
1. Mom doesn’t want to be boss, but she has to because dad’s such a goof ball.
2. Mom. You can tell by room inspection. She sees the stuff under the bed.
3. I guess mom is, but only because she has a lot more to do than dad.
What’s the difference between moms and dads?
1. Moms work at work and work at home and dads just go to work at work. 
2. Moms know how to talk to teachers without scaring them.
3. Dads are taller and stronger, but moms have all the real power ’cause that’s who you got to ask if you want to sleep over at your friends.
4. Moms have magic, they make you feel better without medicine.
What does your mom do in her spare time?
1. Mothers don’t do spare time. 
2. To hear her tell it, she pays bills all day long.
What would it take to make your mom perfect?
1. On the inside she’s already perfect. Outside, I think some kind of plastic surgery.. 
2. Diet. You know, her hair. I’d diet, maybe blue.
If you could change one thing about your mom, what would it be?
1. She has this weird thing about me keeping my room clean. I’d get rid of that.
2. I’d make my mom smarter. Then she would know it was my sister who did it not me. 
3. I would like for her to get rid of those invisible eyes on the back of her head.
WHEN YOU STOP LAUGHING –
SEND IT ON TO OTHER MOTHERS, GRANDMOTHERS, AND AUNTS … and anyone else who has anything to do with kids or
just needs a good laugh.

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Of the 10 large cities with the best employment prospects, Austin is the leader. Job growth between 2004 and 2008 was a whopping 14.8%

via In Depth: Best Big Cities For Jobs – Forbes.com.

Austin is awesome. I’m excited about starting the new job here.

twitter jumped the shark, originally uploaded by llbbl.

haha it is so true

Twitter is booming, and Google would be “very happy to pursue” an advertising partnership with the microblogging service, Google Chief Executive Eric Schmidt said Thursday.

via Google: We’d love to supply ads for Twitter | Digital Media – CNET News.

Yea I bet they would. They just have to figure out a good way to do it.  Pownce had ads in between posts, what are tweets on twitter. It will be interesting if they choose something similar or just opt for strategically placed banner ads.

Last week, Google announced an upgrade to its Web-based Gmail service for users of the iPhone and Android-powered devices. The new service has an easier-to-use interface, loads and searches e-mails faster, and has the ability to check e-mails even without access to a wireless signal.

via Technology Review: Gmail Sidesteps the App Store.

Looks like a great way for iphone users to access their email. The majority of them probably use gmail on a regular basis.

President Barack Obama is tapping another RIAA attorney into the Justice Department.

via Obama Taps 5th RIAA Lawyer to Justice Dept. | Threat Level from Wired.com.

WTF is he thinking?

Rocker TRENT REZNOR is urging all musicians to follow in his footsteps and ditch their record labels.

Reznor’s band Nine Inch Nails broke away from their deal with Universal in 2007, after a tempestuous relationship with the music giant.

via TRENT REZNOR – REZNOR URGES MUSICIANS TO DITCH LABELS.

I couldn’t agree with this more. It is nice to see him leading the way to a better music industry.