50 Harry Potter movies that will never happen.

1. One Flew Over the Potters Nest
2. The Silence of the Potters
3. Mr. Potter Goes to Washington
4. Sleepless in Azkaban
5. Raiders of the Lost Potter
6. Saving Private Riddle
7. Invasion of the Muggle Snatchers
8. The Day Hogwarts Stood Still
9. Bend it like Potter: The Quidditch Cup
10. When Harry Met Sally … oh wait
11. When Harry Met Ginny
12. There’s Something About Harry
13. Driving Mrs. Pettigrew
14. Kung Fu Potter
15. Harry Potter and the artist formerly know as Prince
16. Harry Potter and the Gonorrhea of Fire
17. Harry Potter and the Deathly Herpes
18. Harry Potter and The Grapes of Wrath
19. Harry Potter: Fellowship of the Staff
20. Harry Potter XXVI: They Finally Graduate
21. Harry Potter and the Revenge of the Slytherin
22. Harry Potter vs Predator
23. Harry Potter and the Brokeback Goblet
24. Harry Potter and the Chamber Pot of Azerbaijan
25. Harry Potter and the Pre-Teen Nerds Acting Bad
26. Harry Potter and the Revenge of Montezuma
27. Harry Potter and the Sorcerer from NAMBLA
28. Harry Potter and the Painful Rectal Itch
29. Harry Potter and the Decline of Literacy
30. Harry Potter and the Sorceress’s Sore
31. Harriet Potter after the Life-Altering Surgery
32. Harry Potter and the Curse of the Lisp
33. Harry Potter and the Inflatable Sheep
34. Harry Potter and Spinning Grave of Tolkien
35. Harry Potter and the Stoned Philosopher
36. Harry Potter and the Carnivorous Pony
37. Harry Potter and the Over-Hyped Children’s Author and Clever Marketing Campaign
38. Harry Potter, the College Years
39. Harry Potter and the Urinal of Wisdom
40. Harry Potter and the Joyride of Power
41. Harry Potter meets Harry and the Potters
42. Harry Potter, Attack of The Phantom Menstral Cramps
43. Harry Potter and the 3 Match Quiddich Ban After Failure to Submit a Urine Sample
44. Harriet Potter After the Life-Altering Surgery
45. Harry Potter Meets Mary Poppins
46. Harry Potter Gets a Job the 9 to 5 edition
47. Harry Potter and House-Elf Chainsaw Massacre
48. Harry Potter and Secrets of the Bed Chamber
49. Harry Potter: The True Hollywood Story
50. Harry Potter and the Highly Unnecessary Yet Mildly Amusing Rejected Title

Bonus:
Robot Chicken Harry Potter