This graph comes was produced after hours spent crunching nubmers using matlab. S&P has recently upgraded their stock from a strong sell to “Sell”, but with our data we were able to accurately make a prediction of Sony’s stock in the future.

It was encouraging to find in our research that the money Sony will loose when PS3 is released will partially be recovered through their aggresive lawsuit tactics against children and the elderly.

With Sony you can be assured that your content will be “protected” from the evil consumers with aggresive use of DRM. Even so far as to install rootkits on everyone’s computer without their permission. We all look forward to the new DRM that is included, as an added bonus, on every Blu-Ray disc that you buy.

After the wild success of the Universal Media Disc (UMD) for the PSP we eagerly await yet another wonderful Sony proprietary format called Blu-Ray. It warms our hearts to think that with Sony you can be assured that every new gaming platform that they release will include a new format that only DVD manufacturers who have paid Sony large sums of money will be allowed to make players that can read Blu-Ray format.

The crack business analysist team here at llbbl.com doesn’t make any important decisions regarding the stock market without first consulting, the wise, Chuck Norris. Here is what he had to say about the matter.

So there you have it folks, even Chuck says to not buy Sony. We certainly aren’t going to argue with him, are you?